21st Century attention span

Since I’ve starting actually working with social media (for reals, not just my CIA-like facebook stalking that’s all me) I’ve realized how short my attention span is, which I blame all the neat things on the internet. The fact that I always have like 4 windows open with 10 tabs on each, am usually chatting,…

Public enemy no. 1

So, Carissa has this nearly 18-year-old cat that is simply a vision of death itself. To stare into the yellowed-eyes of this beast is to understand mortality. Her name is Sweetheart. She moves around as if she has never known joy in her life. She constantly looks like she’s hungover and, if she only had…

We could be a sit-com

ME: D-d-d-danger walks behind you…there’s a stranger out to find you… [9 hours later] JEFF: Creepiest 2:30 am text ever. >note: In my head it was a just a cheerful quote from The Duck Tales theme song, but retrospectively…. ME + Sleep deprivation: It’s the needle that put the hay cart over. CARISSA: The standing…