All posts tagged Kenny

  • We could be a sit-com

    ME: D-d-d-danger walks behind you…there’s a stranger out to find you…
    [9 hours later]
    JEFF: Creepiest 2:30 am text ever.
    >note: In my head it was a just a cheerful quote from
    The Duck Tales theme song, but retrospectively….

    ME + Sleep deprivation: It’s the needle that put the hay cart over.

    CARISSA: The standing rules of “do what you feel” exclude murder, suicide, and incest.

    ME: YouTube recommended a video of a malfunctioning Roomba for me. I have a problem.
    JARED: Don’t leave me hanging, I wanna see that video too!

    KENNY (about his overnight job): I was in a predicament. I like sunshine. I like to eat actual food. Sunshine is free, but food isn’t.

    [During our two-man dance party]
    ME: Keep it low, let it grow!
    CARISSA: Up high, don’t be shy!